Sumpter's Secret Site is coming soon, and will give you behind-the-scenes
access to...
- Hearing The Jim Sumpter Show on demand - in its entirety, when it's
convenient for you!
- Ability to download past shows in MP3 file format - our 30 day archive
enables you to burn your own CDs of Jim's show to build your own classic
collection, certain to be worth a small fortune one day!*
- Direct links to the top stories talked about on the show - you'll
have a direct line to the information that Jim accesses for the daily broadcast.
- Archives to previous show information and stories - kept on file
for a full 90 days.
- Jim's Predictions - journal of all the predictions made on the show, complete with demonstrated, documented accuracy rate of an astounding 100%!*
- Access to the WebCam On-Air Broadcast - you'll be able to see Jim
live on the air and see everything going on in-studio and behind the scenes!
- Message Boards and Forums - you'll be able to interact with other
highly intellectual and good-looking listeners of the Jim Sumpter Show
nationwide and worldwide!
- The Really, Really Stooopid Stuff Page - even more really stooopid
stuff you can share with friends and co-workers that'll improve your personality,
deepen your voice in the case of men, remove unsightly and unwanted body hair
in the case of women, and get you invited to more parties!*
Plus...
The monthly Sumpter's Secret Sheet newsletter - unique news and views
on current events from Jim and other well-known celebrities who'll appear as
guest authors. Easy to read and delivered via email the first week
of every month!
And...
Special discounts of up to 30%
for gear and merchandise from the Sumpter Store!
But wait! There's
so much moooooore...
And, best of all, access to Jim's super-secret
email address that puts you in personal contact and communication
with him.
- ...and other amazingly ultra-cool stuff added as quickly as we think of
it!
All this for only $5.95 per month!
And, if you if join for one year your total access fees are only $49.95 for
the entire first year, with all access free for every day
we launch Sumpter's Secret Site prior to December 31st, 2005.
Check back daily for sign up information, and thanks for visiting JimSumpterShow.com!
*gross exaggerations and possibly even outright lies for
the purposes of entertainment.
